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Desire: this is a video about what people want when they post online.

Trying to Be Helpful #1

I search the internet and find that people have posted generous answers to the many mundane questions I have. How nice. I want to be one of those people. So I am going to try to be helpful too, and also offer free business tips.
Here is my first business idea I want to put out there: Professional Warming Services.
Now I do not claim to be great at warming or toasting, but I know that, on rare occasions, when I heat up my Trader Joes 99% Fat Free Bean Burrito, it tastes magical. For this I might start with 3 minutes in the microwave on high, followed by 12 minutes in the toaster oven at 450 f, and then (and it is very important) a proper cool-down time.
Now let’s be honest, I rarely do that. I rarely have that degree of focus and patience. After all, the reason you bought the bean burrito was for convenience.
But what if there was a service, embedded here at my workplace, that would offer me, for small fee, a perfectly toasted Trader Joe’s bean burrito every single day. That would have value!
Or perhaps it could be a mobile warming and toasting service that would come to a business place in an well-equipped van And Prepare everybody’s frozen lunches to exact specifications. Wouldn’t that be great!
So this is my first free business idea that I offer to the Internet, And I promise that if I see it fully realized by somebody or anybody, I will have no resentments …and ask for no credit or recognition for their success. Thank you in advance …I mean you’re welcome in advance!

thanks to the o.p.

What’s more annoying?

Making your own coffee in a public space or doing your yoga routine in a public space because I just did the former and I’m about to do the latter.