Chez Boneez

(Our Happy Place)

A West Oakland B & B

Chez Boneez is a Bed & Breakfast in colorful, eclectic West Oakland, California

... a place to live, laugh, smell and get away from the doldrums.

It's a cozy setting to drink, love, get tattooed, and just "live a little."

Nestled in an austere and well-fenced compound setting, this exciting and restive location features neighborly charm (convenient crack sales, ladies for hire, bum fighting) and occasional gunfire that will thrill you! Or take a different tack and become part of the gentrifying forces, meeting with local real estate agents to sniff out foreclosures, and pop over to downtown for a Vente Latte! Why, even the exclusive restuarants of San Francisco and Berkeley are within striking distance for evening pleasure.

But when's it's all over, come back to your roots in the "Bottoms", West Oakland...

Lively sounds of nearby domestic violence merge with pumping jams from the homeboys, rolling by in their "pimped rides." Kick back a "40" at the stocked Malt Liquor and Fortefied Wine Mini-fridge in the intimate Chez Boneez acccomdations.

Complete do-it-yourself tattoo equipment on site, a selection of glass pipes, and frozen dinner delights are provided. "Cold Chill" or get "Busy", just do your West Oakland "thang" as police helicopters hum delightfully above

The compound features rustic and rusted provincial aires, or leave the safety of the razor wire to adventures in local cuisine.

Don't forget your cell, because at Chez Boneez you are truly "hooked up". Live large, love, and just be. Call Gregorie or Paulo for reservations.

Or just look us up on the "World Wide Web"