Listen to the music of our CEO and Founder
(a few tracks from each album)
1990-1995: 14 self-released godawful cassette tapes.

1996: There's Always Someday, Serious Records

  • 1. California Man
  • 2. I'm an Alien
  • 3. I'd Like to Go to a Party
  • 4. Runaway
  • 5. Come Walk in My Shoes
  • 6. You Make Me Feel Creepy
  • 7. Ballad of the Sloucher
  • 8. Off We Go
  • 9. Faraway
  • 10. Out-Of-Towner
  • 11. Big, Big Guy in the Sky
  • 12. Oh, Satellite
  • 13. Hellocopters
  • 14. Bonneville
  • 15. Come On Down to the Bonfire
  • 16. Touch of an Artist
  • 17. Pick Me Up
  • 18. Bunch of Bananas
  • 19. Oh Snickers Bar
  • 20. Little Brown Monkey
  • --Snack Break--
  • 21. You Broke Me
  • 22. What Makes Popular People So Good?
  • 23. Cupcake
  • 24. Dream
  • 25. Girl in the Magazine
  • 26. Little Tiny Tears
  • 27. Big Hunk of Me
  • 28. What Am I Doing Here
  • 29. Mr. Fungi
  • 30. Don't Kill The Monster
  • 31. Lonesome Fugitive
  • 32. C'mon Now, Let's Get Started
  • 33. My Big Problem
  • 34. Keep On Keeping It On

 

2001: The Tennis, Homemade CD

  • 1. Teenage Horses
  • 2. Thompson Island
  • 3. Bloody Stumps
  • 4. Off We Go
  • 5. Cocoa Beans
  • 6. Little Brown Smurf 1
  • 7. Dandruff Weather
  • 8. Don't Mess With Jack Lord
  • 9. Lasik
  • 10. I'm Not Gay
  • 11. Jesus, Shoot Me in the Face
  • 12. Little Brown Smurf 2
  • 13. Instrumental A
  • 14. Wexner Art Center
  • 15. Best Little Show in Town
  • 16. Tearin' Up My Heart
  • 17. Not
  • 18. Heartbroken Pain
  • 19. Instrumental B
  • 20. The Creature
  • 21. Polska Rock Song Contest
  • 22. Rock Dance
  • 23. Get Down On Your Knees
  • 24. Teenage Know-It-All
  • 25. The Walking Dead
  • 26. Mexican Song Contest
  • 27. Corn Tortillas
  • 28. Fat Chance Francy
  • 29. What More Can I Do?
  • 30. Instrumental C
  • 31. Be Kind to Youth
  • 32. Poop-like Flavor

 

1997: Over & Above, Homemade CD

  • 1. Don't Worry About the Lawsuit
  • 2. Chuckles
  • 3. Hot Rock Band
  • 4. This is Not the World
  • 5. Hometown
  • 6. Help Me Rhonda
  • 7. I Want To Go Out
  • 8. In Your Car
  • 9. I Just Want To Rock
  • 10. Chocolate Cake
  • 11. 15 Minutes
  • 12. Too Many Teenagers
  • 13. Pig
  • 14. I Fell In Love with a Zombie
 2001: Mr Maria & the Gays, Homemade CD

1999: Leon's Party Music, Serious Records

  • 1. Pineapple Upside Down Cake
  • 2. The Complainer
  • 3. Zombie
  • 4. Super Computer
  • 5. The Ranch
  • 6. Tom & Allan Wallace
  • 7. Toffee
  • 8. Inconsequential Nonproducer
  • 9. Rock Music
  • 10. Drag Race Loser
  • 11. Instrumental 1
  • 12. You Make Me Feel Creepy
  • 13. Teenage Detectives
  • 14. Haunted Mansion of Disease
  • 15. Hardy Boys
  • 16. Renaissance Faire
  • 17. Peeing in My Ear No. 2
  • 18. Club Tropicana by Wham
  • 19. Oh, Sugar
  • 20. Instrumental 2
  • 21. Evil Tramp
  • 22. Candy Tree
  • 23. Soccer Team
  • 24. Instrumental 3
  • 25. The Companion
  • 26. Demo Tape
  • 27. Instrumental 4
  • 28. Secret Cave
  • 29. Lonesome Fugitive
  • 30. They'll Know We Are Christians
  • 31. Surf Rider
  • 32. Space Mission
  • 33. Motor Boat
  • 34. Canoe
  • 35. Mean Neighbors
  • 36. My 5 Years Ago
  • 37. Names, Dates, Places, Things
  • 38. End

2002: Blood Blister, Homemade CD

  • 1. Blood Blister 1
  • 2. Brown Nose
  • 3. Customer Service
  • 4. Fat Chance Francy
  • 5. Lemon Bomb
  • 6. Quail
  • 7. ShopVac-Loving Guy
  • 8. Puddle
  • 9. Dream World
  • 10. Customer Fetishism
  • 11. Icing
  • 12. A Gross Marriage
  • 13. Busted By The Police
  • 14. Rock 'n Roll Guys
  • 15. Serenading a Bug
  • 16. The Future
  • 17. Bad Earphone Ears
  • 18. I Am The Messer
  • 19. Walt Peterson
  • 20. Blood Blister 2

 

2000: Mr. Maria Troy, Homemade CD

  • 1. Bugaloo Beat
  • 2. The Childhood Deathbed
  • 3. T V Schedule
  • 4. Caramel Corn
  • 5. No Words
  • 6. Get Out of the Box
  • 7. Humphrey
  • 8. Don't Hate a Man Who Eats Yogurt
  • 9. Hey Judy*
  • 10. I Hurt My Paw*
  • 11. No Words 2
  • 12. I Never Wanted to Be Forgotten
  • 13. Ice Cream Cone
  • 14. No Words 3
  • 15. Poor Joe Hardy
  • 16. I Love My Robot
  • 17. Teenage Dogpack*
  • 18. Health Product Dilemma
  • 19. The Singer-Songwriter
  • 20. Cabin Fire
  • 21. New Drum Machine
  • 22. Retail is Misery
  • 23. Ha-Ja-Me
  • 24. I'm a Gourmet
  • 25. The Governor Lament

    *songs for dogs

2003: The Culture Made Me Do It, Homemade CD
Option Magazine #73 "Maybe this should be titled 'Music for Kids,' Except the average kid wouldn't appreciate the simple charm of Tom Owen's music. This is the kind of stuff a kid would call 'wierd' and walk away..."
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